“It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.”
The Grinch
“Maybe Christmas (he thought) doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.”
The Grinch
“No one should be alone on Christmas.”
Cindy Lou Who
“Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.”
The Grinch
“It’s because I’m green, isn’t it?”
The Grinch
“4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me. I can’t cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing. I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.”
The Grinch
“Am I just eating because I’m bored?”
The Grinch
“Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.”
The Grinch
“Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here!”
The Grinch
“That is not a chew toy!”
The Grinch